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An Absolutely Accurate* Summary of Loki, Episode 2.3
OK — SPOILERS for episode 3 of series 2 of Loki, OK? SPOILERS.
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!
OK, great.
Catch up on my totally accurate* summaries of Loki series 2 here:
1.
Loki: Oh sh**, that’s him, that’s the guy!
Mobius: That’s the guy?
Loki: What?
Mobius: I thought he’d be… scarier.
Loki: …Oh. My. God. — You think he’s hot.
Mobius: Uh… hey look a distraction!
2.
Loki: Why do you have a machete?! You work at a McDonald’s in the 80s!
Sylvie: Just answered your own question there, Lokester.
3.
Victor Timely, talking to Ravonna: …that wizard gentleman…
Sam Wilson, from several timelines and over a century away: I F**KING TOLD YOU BUCKY! WIZARD! RIGHT THERE — HE SAID WIZARD!
4.
Miss Minutes: JUST LOVE ME!!!!
Victor Timely: What. The. Actual. F**k?!
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Originally published as part of a Comics Wrap-Up post on my blog, Dora Reads