In fairness, even their bans have reasonable exclusions - we're allowed to do quite a lot, really. Still, I can see how people might get tripped up easily.

(I also have no idea what the 'H' word or 'I' words are... is this an American thing? Is it the reason you guys say 'heck' or something weird about hockey sticks? Or something else entirely? Obviously I don't want to discuss too much if it'll mean a ban, but I'm genuinely confused!)