A totally accurate* summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 1 — ‘What if… Captain Carter Were The First Avenger?’ *Accuracy may vary and/or be non-existant BEWARE: SPOILERS!!! I. Army guy: Rogers get in there! Peggy: Dude, he’s bleeding out, chill Army guy: OK! Howard Stark, you’re up! Howard: Aw hell no! Risking other…

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? episode 1 — What If Captain Carter Were the First Avenger? BEWARE: SPOILERS!!! *coughs* So… it’s canon that the super-soldier serum makes you hotter. Scientifically proven. No question. And she was fairly damn attractive to begin with, tbh. ‘Stark, you can’t make a girl a super-soldier!’ A totally accurate* summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 1 — ‘What if… Captain Carter Were The First Avenger?’…ceearr33.medium.com

An accurate(-ish…) summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 2 — What If T’Challa Became A Star Lord? BEWARE SPOILERS!!! Content Warning: this post discusses child abduction in a sci-fi setting Yandu: Listen I’m sorry about- T’Challa: S’all good. You just did what I asked you to. Yandu: Yeah but you were a small child which I abducted from its home planet, and then…

Thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? episode 2 — What If… T’Challa Became A Star Lord? BEWARE SPOILERS!!! I liked this episode — if only because it was the last time we’ll get T’Challa in the MCU, certainly with Chadwick Boseman, and I honestly can’t see anyone else as T’Challa at this point — but I also found…

A totally accurate* summary of Marvel’s What If..? Episode 3 — What If… The World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes? *Accuracy may be entirely fictional BEWARE SPOILERS!!! Warning: this post discusses murder and corpses I. Natasha: Y’know these cuffs are pointless, right? Fury: B***h, you know I know — the pantomime’s for the guard…

Thoughts on Marvel’s What If..? Episode 3 — What If… The World Lost It’s Mightiest Heroes? BEWARE SPOILERS!!! Warning: this post discusses murder, injury, and blood Poop, this is fan — have you two met? Black Widow’s on the warpath, and Loki is pi**ed. Duck and cover people! He’s pi**ed because no-one kills Thor but him dammit! …Wait, does this count as a Loki variant? …*gasps* …is this where President…

General Thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? Episode 4 — What If… Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands? BEWARE SPOILERS!!! Warning: this post discusses grief/bereavement, mystical pseudo-murder by devouring (I f**k you not,) and references to porn This episode has a really awkward title. Like… I’m not sure how you sum-up *waves hands in circular motions* this…

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If..? episode 5 — What If… Zombies?! BEWARE SPOILERS!!! Warning: this post discusses pseudo-cannibalism (because zombies) and general violence 10/10 for the episode title. Tells you everything you need to know, and is much meme, very friendly to Interwebs. I need this group to be a thing, like, outside of this episode. I need to see these particular characters together again — they’re amazing.

An (in)accurate summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 6 — What If… Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark? BEWARE SPOILERS! I. Pepper: Who is this bi**h? Later Pepper: No, really. Who is this bi**h? Shuri (in Wakanda): Who is this bi**h? Pepper (out of nowhere, seemingly a non-sequiter, at home in the US,): I know…

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? Episode 6 — What If… Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark? BEWARE SPOILERS! Quick accessibility note: As someone who had an active migraine at the time of watching this episode, I appreciate the warning in the corner of the screen that this might contain flashing lights/edit patterns. Most of you probably…

A (not-so) accurate summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 7 — What If… Thor Were An Only Child? BEWARE SPOILERS!!!! I. Frigga: No parties Thor: …Of course not *fingers crossed behind back* Frigga: Ugh, I don’t believe you for an instant, but I need this vacay more than I need the nine realms…

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? episode 7 — What If… Thor Were An Only Child? BEWARE SPOILERS!!!! Warning: brief discussion of racism and colonial practices, brief references to nuclear weapons and general violence I have an on-going theory that the writers of this series are the most serious of fanfiction devotees — especially crack fics. This episode went a long way to proving me right. (Fandom notes:

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? episode 8 — What If… Ultron Won? BEWARE SPOILERS!!! This may be highly surprising to you, dearest nerdlets, but I actually make notes while I’m watching What If…? so that I remember what I wanted to say when I come to write these posts. Most of my notes for this episode are variations on ‘oh, sh**!’ — which, while an accurate and understandable response to a lot of this ep., …

General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? series finale — ep. 9, What If… The Watcher Broke His Oath? Check out all of my What If..? posts for the entire series here! BEWARE SPOILERS! Warning: general discussions of violence, murder, zombies, etc. There’s also some adult humour/references, because they brought Captain Carter back…