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‘SOMEBODY GET THE BOY A CLEAN SHIRT!’ — Thoughts on Loki, episode 6
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, I’m done.
No.
Wait-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…OK, now I’m done.
This is still a SPOILER-free zone, but there will be a SPOILER section at the end, which will be clearly labelled, OK? OK
Oh, and, as per usual, it doesn’t count as a SPOILER if it’s in a trailer. And Queer IDs aren’t SPOILERS.
First off — that clock somehow got creepier.
I didn’t think that was possible, but somehow we managed it.
Maybe that was the purpose behind the hotel-from-The-Shining aesthetic at the TVA this whole time — to warn us that there was something creepy af lurking in there!
Speaking of aesthetics — the whole gold-veined-castle chic was really pretty and really gothicky. 10/10, would redecorate bedroom if I thought I could pull it off.
Now, Marvel — didn’t we have discussions about you providing me with too much ammo for existential crises?
Because this last episode? This episode 6, right here? This one?
Was chock-full of existential crisis ammo.
Like, I’m not sure if I exist right now Marvel, and it’s all your goddamn fault.