Ten Things I’ll Never Do
The lovely Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) tagged me to do this — with a no pressure caveat, which I always appreciate because my brain takes things as orders rather than requests sometimes, so anything which relieves that is welcome!
Here’s her post:
Still, this is one I wanted to do — which is probably some form of irony since it’s about things I’ll never do.
Anywho…
Let’s dive into the 10 Things I’ll Never Do (…probably; forever is a long time.)
- Be A Member Of An Ant Colony — barring some Them-like scenario, re-incarnation as an ant, or a very experimental piece of theatre. Which sucks, because ants are amazing: some farm aphids, some grow their own food with complex agricultural conditions, and some rent out space to woodlice. They’re…