Ten Things I’ll Never Do

Never Will I Ever… (Well, probably.)

Cee R.
3 min readOct 19, 2022
Rick Astley dancing. Caption: Never gonna give you up
Gif: via Giphy. I regret nothing.

The lovely Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) tagged me to do this — with a no pressure caveat, which I always appreciate because my brain takes things as orders rather than requests sometimes, so anything which relieves that is welcome!

Here’s her post:

Still, this is one I wanted to do — which is probably some form of irony since it’s about things I’ll never do.

Anywho…

Let’s dive into the 10 Things I’ll Never Do (…probably; forever is a long time.)

Rick Astley: Never gonna run around and desert you
Gif: Via Giphy …I promise this is the last one ;)
  1. Be A Member Of An Ant Colony — barring some Them-like scenario, re-incarnation as an ant, or a very experimental piece of theatre. Which sucks, because ants are amazing: some farm aphids, some grow their own food with complex agricultural conditions, and some rent out space to woodlice. They’re…

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Cee R.
Cee R.

Written by Cee R.

Writer, poet, (book) blogger @ dorareads.co.uk , Queer, weird, & a tad peculiar. Bookish rebel. Welsh as a tractor on the M4. Buy me a coffee @ ko-fi.com/ceearr