What Happened Between Me and the UK Amazon Associates Programme: The Entire Story

Last December, I got kicked off the UK Amazon Associates Programme.

(Warning: this post briefly references and details mental health problems (Depression/Anxiety))

I am so not happy.

I’ve tried pretty much everything to sort this out — but Amazon UK don’t seem to care.

So I will do what I do in situations like this — I will put it all out there on the table, in it’s full stalling-tactics, arbitrary, frustrating glory.

(This is a long one — feel free to bookmark it and come back, but I would really, really, appreciate you reading this. 💖)

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My darling dearest nerdlets, you don’t get rid of me that easy.

I don’t just ‘leave it,’ not when I know I did nothing wrong.

I will keep going, again and again.

And so here we are…

I really have to make 6000% clear that this only applies to the UK Associates Programme, and Amazon UK.