A totally accurate* summary of Marvel’s What If..? Episode 3 — What If… The World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes? *Accuracy may be entirely fictional
BEWARE SPOILERS!!!
Warning: this post discusses murder and corpses
I.
Natasha: Y’know these cuffs are pointless, right?
Fury: B***h, you know I know — the pantomime’s for the guard and the driver, k? Then find out who took out Stark
Natasha: You’re lucky that I’m actually loyal, or I’d be half-way to Moscow by now
Fury: That’s my girl!
II.
Nick Fury: nope, no, nah — I’m calling Carol, sh**’s got too weird. Although…
Phil Coulson: So you’re not calling her
Nick: Nope
Coulson: Even though she could literally defend us from an alien army single-handedly?
Nick: Yup
Coulson: Your criteria for calling your friends is weird
Nick: B***h, you sniff corpses in this universe, don’t talk to me about weird
*Five minutes later*
Nick: …Oh sh**, that backfired. Yeah, I’m definitely calling Carol.