‘I need this vacay more than I need the nine realms to be in one piece when I get back’
A (not-so) accurate summary of Marvel’s What If…? episode 7 — What If… Thor Were An Only Child?
BEWARE SPOILERS!!!!
I.
Frigga: No parties
Thor: …Of course not *fingers crossed behind back*
Frigga: Ugh, I don’t believe you for an instant, but I need this vacay more than I need the nine realms to be in one piece when I get back
II.
Maria: OK that’s it, this is too weird and I don’t have Fury’s weird hang-ups about asking for help
Coulson: Call Carol?
Maria (nodding): Call Carol.
III.
Carol: I’m Captain Marvel
Frigga (mentally): OMG IT’S CAPTAIN MARVEL!!!! RFHGOFRTNGL!!!! OK, play it cool, Frigga. You’re gonna come across like a total awkward fangirl.
Frigga (out loud): I know who you are. Thank you for pulling Thor’s head outta his a** and kicking his butt halfway across the planet.
Carol: My pleasure.
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Originally published as part of a larger Comics Wrap-Up post on my blog, Dora Reads