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‘She’s like, ‘that’s it, that’s the tentacle bi**h that got me into this mess!’’
General thoughts on Marvel’s What If…? series finale — ep. 9, What If… The Watcher Broke His Oath?
Check out all of my What If..? posts for the entire series here!
BEWARE SPOILERS!
Warning: general discussions of violence, murder, zombies, etc.
There’s also some adult humour/references, because they brought Captain Carter back and I’m very Queer
IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Honestly, though, Watcher, these aren’t the best heroes from the multiverse, are they? They’re the ones you remember cos you were watching them recently — with us.
I see you, don’t think I don’t. 😉
I mean… the Killmonger who killed Stark and T’Challa, Watcher, really?
He was never a good choice my dude. Never a good choice. (And I don’t believe you planned for his betrayal — I think you’re covering your a** on that one.)
Luckily, sending him back to the moment in time at which he left means Pepper and Shuri are still gonna get him 😎
And fratboy Thor?
He had one goddamn job. And yes, he f**ked it up.
Bringing the evil monster-munching Doctor Strange worked surprisingly well, I will grant you that.
He’s gonna find a way to eat the pocket dimension with the infinity stones, though. #JustSaying.
I was literally thinking, while watching, that they really needed zombie!Wanda to deal with this, and then there she is!
Plus, Strange literally dropped the zombie universe on Ultron’s head, and I would like to thank the writers for reminding me of how much crack fanfiction they’ve read.
(They’re definitely reading the crack fics, OK? You can’t convince me otherwise at this point.)
